Coke Zero? more like, choke zero, AMIRIGHTGUIEZ?

"Tastes like the real thing, but with no sugar" that's what the ad campaign says, but if I were to pour you a cup of normal coke and another cup of coke zero, and didn't tell you which is which, you'd be able to tell. Plainly because coke zero tastes like cow manure on crack, while having an epileptic fit during a hailstorm in your underwear, at night while it's -2 degrees outside.