So yesterday I watched Ted for the first time for anyone who isn't aware, it's created by Seth MacFarlane, who is the creator of Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland show...
I somewhat enjoyed it, but not really overly, it's basically like watching any of his other shows... they all have the same jokes in them, so it's really nothing new honestly...
I know it's a movie and all, but there was one major thing at the end that really just made me want to scream "WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!" at the end, and that's when Ted is climbing up a pole to get away from some dude who wants Ted for his possessed son... why the hell didn't ted just jump off the pole once he was high enough? Nothing would have happened to him, there would be no concussion, no broken bones, no rupturing of spleens, the wish didn't change the fact that he was still a stuffed bear... also, how did Ted even eat for that matter? he didn't have a stomach... or lungs, no wonder he never got high... it's just... I don't even... logic and films... Why did I even bother...
First of all, he clearly feels pain. And he can die, so maybe falling would still have killed him. And either way, it would not have been pleasant. As for his ability to eat, breathe and get high, they follow the same rules as his ability to move, walk and talk, i.e. MAGIC!
ReplyDeleteBut this all still fails to explain why i never got my dinosaur.